Dinsitquag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-powerful spider.

Dinsitquag created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinsitquag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dinsitquag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dinsitquag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Dinsitquag's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Worship no other gods but Dinsitquag.