Hintagwon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome finch.

Hintagwon created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hintagwon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hintagwon, he will think nothing of it.

Hintagwon's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hintagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never wear white shoes.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never look at stars.