Daprowkem is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying hamster.

Daprowkem created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Daprowkem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Daprowkem, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Daprowkem's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Daprowkem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must love Daprowkem.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Daprowkem.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Otters are not to be trusted.