Satgudvil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane duck.

Satgudvil created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Satgudvil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Satgudvil, she will destroy your favourite star.

Satgudvil's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Satgudvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.