Raklegxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic newt.

Raklegxuck created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raklegxuck, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Raklegxuck, it will torture you forever.

Raklegxuck's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Raklegxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Raklegxuck first in all things.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.