Nadwatlip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful wasp.

Nadwatlip created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nadwatlip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nadwatlip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nadwatlip's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nadwatlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never jump in the presence of swans.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.