Omtmegwab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, quiet mongoose.

Omtmegwab created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtmegwab, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Omtmegwab, he will remove you from existence.

Omtmegwab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Omtmegwab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Omtmegwab on top of important buildings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.