Sanbapten is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, capable sheep.

Sanbapten created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanbapten, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sanbapten, she will turn you into a frog.

Sanbapten's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sanbapten's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.