Vonkdabvingenarm is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless
fairy.
Vonkdabvingenarm created dark energy five million years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkdabvingenarm, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vonkdabvingenarm, he will turn you into a sheep.
Vonkdabvingenarm's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Vonkdabvingenarm's Holy Commandments1. Never wear brown corsets.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.
4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.