Daviglan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing badger.

Daviglan created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Daviglan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Daviglan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Daviglan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Daviglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Daviglan.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about gravity.