Podcimcam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic warg.

Podcimcam created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podcimcam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podcimcam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Podcimcam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Podcimcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never paint your chest blue.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.