Baggemsog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, temperamental dragon.

Baggemsog created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Baggemsog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Baggemsog, it will turn you into a tree.

Baggemsog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Baggemsog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt monkeys.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.