Femtaggof is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak hare.

Femtaggof created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Femtaggof, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Femtaggof, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Femtaggof's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Femtaggof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Femtaggof.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Run away from blue foxes, for they are unholy.