Batcetfedcemruttgidhab is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying crow.

Batcetfedcemruttgidhab created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batcetfedcemruttgidhab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Batcetfedcemruttgidhab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Batcetfedcemruttgidhab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Batcetfedcemruttgidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Batcetfedcemruttgidhab.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.