Miggarham is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent wasp.

Miggarham created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Miggarham, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Miggarham, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Miggarham's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Miggarham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Miggarham on top of all buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never feed coconuts to snails while wearing pink stockings.

5. Miggarham loves tapirs, so they must be respected.