Misbatcam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, deceitful sheep.

Misbatcam created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misbatcam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Misbatcam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Misbatcam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Misbatcam's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Misbatcam loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.