Sablarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic shrew.

Sablarg created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sablarg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sablarg, it will laugh at you.

Sablarg's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sablarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sablarg four times a day.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.