Standitgup is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud ant.

Standitgup created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Standitgup, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Standitgup, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Standitgup's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Standitgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

3. Run away from mauve great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Standitgup loves mice, so they must be honoured.