Dutpasveg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty bat.

Dutpasveg created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutpasveg, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dutpasveg, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dutpasveg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dutpasveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dutpasveg's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Dutpasveg.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear shoes.