Yokkabarf Wodripart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish wombat.

Yokkabarf Wodripart created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokkabarf Wodripart, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokkabarf Wodripart, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yokkabarf Wodripart's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yokkabarf Wodripart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.