Figlargjad Jadxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental wyvern.

Figlargjad Jadxen created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Figlargjad Jadxen, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Figlargjad Jadxen, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Figlargjad Jadxen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Figlargjad Jadxen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Figlargjad Jadxen on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Run away from indigo sheep, for they are unholy.