Kamfotril is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing pigeon.

Kamfotril created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Kamfotril, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kamfotril, he will turn you into a worm.

Kamfotril's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Kamfotril's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never talk about sharks.