Witlogfas is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, passionate skunk.

Witlogfas created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witlogfas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Witlogfas, it will throw large rocks at you.

Witlogfas' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Witlogfas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat grapes.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Put Witlogfas first in all things.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never write about planets.