Cargumhub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise hyena.

Cargumhub created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Cargumhub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cargumhub, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cargumhub's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cargumhub's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Respect your elders.