Liggetpib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered bear.

Liggetpib created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Liggetpib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Liggetpib, it will send minions to preach to you.

Liggetpib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Liggetpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Always help mites in need.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Never go into gray rooms.