Vantofzen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, prudent goat.

Vantofzen created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vantofzen, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vantofzen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vantofzen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vantofzen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vantofzen.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vantofzen.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.