Tunbun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless dragon.

Tunbun created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunbun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tunbun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tunbun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tunbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear violet tights.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.