Likdagkim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless camel.

Likdagkim created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likdagkim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Likdagkim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Likdagkim's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Likdagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six manatees approach from the south.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likdagkim.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.