Affedcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective dingo.

Affedcuss created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Affedcuss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Affedcuss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Affedcuss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Affedcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.