Hinsantag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited shark.

Hinsantag created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinsantag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinsantag, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Hinsantag's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hinsantag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hinsantag loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.