Hudfudjop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage weasel.

Hudfudjop created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfudjop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudfudjop, it will destroy your home planet.

Hudfudjop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hudfudjop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.