Hanbonkben is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, fast faun.

Hanbonkben created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Hanbonkben, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hanbonkben, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hanbonkben's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hanbonkben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.