Bumbepbess is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud finch.

Bumbepbess created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbepbess, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumbepbess, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bumbepbess' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bumbepbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never skip near seals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help doves in need.