Pancumwik is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive fairy.

Pancumwik created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pancumwik, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pancumwik, it will destroy your home solar system.

Pancumwik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pancumwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pancumwik on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.