Gargepfon Farbumyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent mink.

Gargepfon Farbumyam created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gargepfon Farbumyam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gargepfon Farbumyam, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gargepfon Farbumyam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gargepfon Farbumyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick rats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Put Gargepfon Farbumyam first in all things.

5. Always wear turquoise.