Kemlikgab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet dryad.

Kemlikgab created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Kemlikgab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kemlikgab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Kemlikgab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kemlikgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Kemlikgab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.