Lunbugtom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise cow.

Lunbugtom created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunbugtom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunbugtom, he will be mildly annoyed.

Lunbugtom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lunbugtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your chest white.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.