Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent ferret.

Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Put Cepgilwee Yoksadbot Quamlagcab first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.