Madzod is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain shrew.

Madzod created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madzod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madzod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Madzod's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Madzod's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never paint your hands blue.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Put Madzod first in all things.

5. Never write about galaxies.