Cebabniblargpingonvigfig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous manatee.

Cebabniblargpingonvigfig created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebabniblargpingonvigfig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cebabniblargpingonvigfig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cebabniblargpingonvigfig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Cebabniblargpingonvigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Run away if eight sheep approach from the south.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not shave your chest.