Fumnilben is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking fairy.

Fumnilben created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumnilben, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fumnilben, it will be very unhappy.

Fumnilben's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fumnilben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never look in ponds.