Monnatfatgar is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical goat.

Monnatfatgar created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Monnatfatgar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Monnatfatgar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Monnatfatgar's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Monnatfatgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Do not commit murder.