Govjabarf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering duck.

Govjabarf created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Govjabarf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Govjabarf, she will turn you into a rock.

Govjabarf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Govjabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govjabarf.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govjabarf.