Govjabarf is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, staggering
duck.
Govjabarf created the Sun three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Govjabarf, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Govjabarf, she will turn you into a rock.
Govjabarf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.
Govjabarf's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govjabarf.
2. Never go into purple rooms.
3. Pray towards the west.
4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govjabarf.