Ratmisgep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable bear.

Ratmisgep created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Ratmisgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratmisgep, he will turn you into a plant.

Ratmisgep's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ratmisgep's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never skip near turtles.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.