Ruttkapzod is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish snail.

Ruttkapzod created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttkapzod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruttkapzod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ruttkapzod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ruttkapzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about comets.