Rigtofbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, competent crab.

Rigtofbeg created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigtofbeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rigtofbeg, it will turn you into a plant.

Rigtofbeg's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rigtofbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never skip in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.