Dibmotbat is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable
dugong.
Dibmotbat created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibmotbat, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dibmotbat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Dibmotbat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Dibmotbat's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never talk about cell theory.
4. Never wear turquoise ear rings.
5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Dibmotbat on top of important buildings.