Tintalcubnat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise eagle.

Tintalcubnat created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Tintalcubnat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tintalcubnat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tintalcubnat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tintalcubnat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tintalcubnat.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never paint your chest turquoise.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must pray to Tintalcubnat nine times a day.