Gemrapfob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical unicorn.

Gemrapfob created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemrapfob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gemrapfob, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Gemrapfob's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gemrapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gemrapfob.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.