Bossloggad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil bird.

Bossloggad created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossloggad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bossloggad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bossloggad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bossloggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Worship no other gods but Bossloggad.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.